Spare Yourself

let us rate it I loathe it.

the animation sheer Saturday morning schlock

not as bad as Hanna & Barbera but

not as bad as is not better than.

the character Felix the cat wasn't fixed

it was contorted completely out of context

cartooned into the thoroughly modern utterly miserable

malenky metrosexual mispronunciation

for the Lilith faire set.

force feeding this thrice puked puerile pablum

for leftovers to your unfortunates

is definitely decidedly child abuse.

if your wittingly buying this for yourself

you had best be banking on reincarnation

because not even a bakers dozen lifetimes

of intensive psychiatric care  can do you any good