If you have a pet:

you say "did you see my rat[dog]?"

 or if she mentions your rat[dog]. 

you say "he's my best friend, if he doesn't like you, we will never work." 

she says "[something about dog]"

 you say "and hes going to sleep with us if.. we.. uh. sleep. in the same.. area." 

she SAID "lmaoooooooo


goshhhhhhh.. we will... maybee

 but that thing is not getting near us lol"