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“When he looks at submissions to [the Paris Review], [Lorin Stein] said, he is searching for pieces that could be ‘stuck up on the fridge’—stories and poems that resonate because they are about real life.”
     —Yale Daily News 

“I’m having one of those days where I want to KILL SOMEONE”
     —jroota

I hate Mondays
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I’m an employee
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I hate Mondays
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I hate Monday
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A monkey’s job
Work sucks
I hate Mondays!

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I love Mondays

Mondays,
no one likes them
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I don’t do Mondays
I don’t do Mondays
I hate whatever today is
I don’t do mornings

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I’m an employee
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Love on Sunday,
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Love on Sunday,
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        Happy Monday
Good morning to you too