It's So Cold

It’s so cold at work that I still can’t shake it even at home

It’s so cold at work that my life feels empty even though everything is going better

It’s so cold at work that some guy won’t stop talking loudly on the phone outside my apartment

It’s so cold at work that I can’t get my work done

It’s so cold at work that I can’t even worry about her anymore

It’s so cold at work that I want to kiss all my friends

It’s so cold at work that I can’t wear nice shoes

It’s so cold at work that my Scott Pilgrim review is 1000 words too short

It’s so cold at work that 90 degrees outside feels refreshing

It’s so cold at work that I’m keeping a jacket there